630 S El Camino Real Apartments

walls and leaves a curled gap and it has a pattern that makes it look like it is dirty but it isn't. Do you love pink sinks & toilets? We've got them! Do you love sliding shower doors that leak? We've got that too! Don't forget to look at the sliding glass patio door that doesn't open easily and doesn't have a lock so you have to go buy one yourself. You have a refrigerator that leaks inside but they say it doesn't so I'm not sure why you have keep that bowl to catch drips then. I know you love screaming children whose parents allow them to run wild like banshees so that your doors and windows rattle like there was an earthquake. Don't forget the neighbors who smoke on their balcony right next to your window so you can't get fresh air through the windows. C'mon, fresh air is overrated. Can you picture it? Don't forget they won't let you sign a lease after the first year so that they can raise the rent constantly as much as 300.00 at a time. It's so easy to budget for that so I know that interests you. You won't ever get anything upgraded so no worries about that. The appliances don't match and are "vintage". Another plus is that there is only one 3-prong outlet in the kitchen and one in the living room. You don't need to worry about that in this day and age. Oh and all the rooms are on the same circuit breaker so don't think about using a microwave at the same time as a toaster. That's just crazy talk. Don't worry about being swayed by amenities because there aren't any. There are 12 units with multiple people living in them but only one washing machine and one dryer to use so find that quaint laundromat and leave to do your laundry. If you have guests don't expect them to park anywhere. All the streets nearby are red zones so they will get a lot of exercise parking half a mile away. Never had the experience of a neighbor's door get busted down by the FBI? Well this is your building then. It's ever so much fun to have that happen so close by. You want this apt!